Alternative activity to masturbation that may not wake the neighbours up…

Watching a film (quietly)
Calling up an insomniac (must ask around)
Playing boggle
Scanning the Facebook wall
Reading or commenting on WordPress stuff
Posting WordPress stuff
Quietly using my rowing machine
Having a hot drink (Chai, hot chocolate, fruit tea)
Going for a stroll (acquire new raincoat)
Take more meds to sleep easier
Quiet tidying up

Mental note to self : go to bed in jeans for more difficult access.

See previous post “my penis” for more information…

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