Alternative Disney chorus…

Ooh ooh ooh – some_one like mee ee ee – can be ee ee – someone – like you ooh ooh – doobedobedoobe do ooh ooh – dedee dee dee – doo do doo doo  – dedee dee dee – a motherfucker like me ee ee – can be ee ee – a mov – eeeer -Fuck – eeeeeer like you ooh ooh – dobe doo be doo be doo ooh ooh – dee do be do – dee do be do – de bo bee de – do be do be do be – dee dee dee – da da da da – baybe baybe be be be be – a motherfucker like me ee ee e  – can be the manman whoever I be ee ee – I need my baybee ee ee ee ee – lonely as I am so where is she ee ee ee- tell me wheres my bayee bee be – lonely as I am I need myyyyyyyyyyyyy baaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeee eeeeee.

A handsome prince…

There was a young frog by the name of Harold. Who not so long ago was a prince who lived with three amazingly beautiful princesses, a rather large quantity of spirits and a rather extensive collection of class a substances. In like a really massive castle with chandeliers and stuff. Although somehow he had been left desolate and alone, not to far from the a38 road. He wondered lonely to the side of the road. He unbuttoned the top three buttons of his little froggy shirt to reveal his green slimy chest. He then stuck one hand out. He tilted back his head and made a blowjob motion with his other hand to attract any kind of lift he could. His situation was after all a desperate one. Soon came a rather posh looking chunky vehicle which ran him over with the front left wheel and sped off again. The End…

Recent NHS orgy scandal…

Hanging out with Neil briefly in the hospital today I saw a nurse pulling down the back of a male nurses trousers. When going downstairs and returning with an nhs stock wheelchair she appeared to be doing something with his groin area. They looked at me pushing the chair in their direction. All I could think to do was mildly yell “Awkward” to which all the could do is react with a burst of awkward laughter. I swear this place is like an orgy centre or something with the girl nurse kissing the other girl nurse on the cheek the other day, and now this. I am going to have to try and get my way in, I have not had a good cuddle in ages…

Frogs…

How many frogs would it take to change a lightbulb…. Well obviously none as a frog cannot change a lightbulb, as it could not ever possibly acquire masters degrees in the topics of physics and electrical engineering, you derbrain…