Things you can shout instead of “Fu#@ you you filthy Fu@$ing Sl)t” in an argument with a loved one…
I wanna go and live in a light house.
I have had enough, I am going to live with the queen.
Why don’t you just go and hug yourself.
You insolent idiot, I hate all of your stupid friends who live in the television.
Well I look great in your underwear so I don’t need you anymore anyway.
Well your just a massive boob.
Boob face.
Your roots are showing, and everyone knows it.
I want a new bloody toaster.
All my friends who live in the television said I could do better anyway…
FunnY sTufF n things. 
Your roots are showing, and everyone knows it. – haha, very amusing.
Yeah this is inspired by my mothers hair.