Ear wax people…

I was having my ears syringed earlier. People often compare ear syringing to sex because it is satisfying and gooey stuff comes out. Well I would compare it to traditional animalistic sex because it felt fucking good but she did not leave the thing in for long enough and it worked but not how I wanted. I am seriously doubting I will give birth to ear wax people due to the dissatisfaction…

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