Useless invention…

Vibrating tampon, stimulates clitorous and soaks up menstral blood, disposable single – dual use, also comes in glow in the dark. Available at all good local carnivals…

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Breakfast…

Brush my teeth…
Chew a clove of garlic…
A shot of Spirytus (95% by volume neutral grain spirit from Poland – for when everyone has died and all the trees are gone :now with vitamin s: always consider a healthy diet and consulting a doctor before daily use “Spirytus – the best medical care that money can buy”)
Brew some coffee in the cafe têre…

Good morning :)

Yoga…

I can not do yoga, body balance and pilates anymore as the classes were not adapted to male genetalia and my testacles are crushed?, either that or I still need to see a urologist. Can’t do rowing either, or wanking (arggggggh)
I guess back to walking again, I got looser underwear again, might be too loose…

Social skills – Expressions…

Express things silently for at least one communication a day, this will help your facial expressions and body language should you feel like your soul is dead and nobody ever fucking cared and never fucking will,  and also this will not seem forced or feigned like when you look in a mirror or video camera. Do not do this around a complete dickhead who does not care about you…

Social skills – The art of conversation…

What do you think of radio four?

Perhaps I should listen to radio one instead?

Do you enjoy stabbing people to death? Only a joke, ho ho…

Do you enjoy going to the pub? I don’t, I wonder why I come here it is boring…

Do you play an instrument, have a dog, a cat, watch porn, own a cousin, surely there must be something…

Do you keep people in cages on your back garden?

Perhaps you should not do that.

Do you enjoy acts of mindless violence?

No, well how about ice skating?

Drinking pints is fun, yup drinking pints…