What do you think of radio four?
Perhaps I should listen to radio one instead?
Do you enjoy stabbing people to death? Only a joke, ho ho…
Do you enjoy going to the pub? I don’t, I wonder why I come here it is boring…
Do you play an instrument, have a dog, a cat, watch porn, own a cousin, surely there must be something…
Do you keep people in cages on your back garden?
Perhaps you should not do that.
Do you enjoy acts of mindless violence?
No, well how about ice skating?
Drinking pints is fun, yup drinking pints…