Brush my teeth…
Chew a clove of garlic…
A shot of Spirytus (95% by volume neutral grain spirit from Poland – for when everyone has died and all the trees are gone :now with vitamin s: always consider a healthy diet and consulting a doctor before daily use “Spirytus – the best medical care that money can buy”)
Brew some coffee in the cafe têre…
Good morning :)
FunnY sTufF n things. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denatured_alcohol Definition of Denatured alcohol or Spiritus: ethanol that has additives to make it poisonous, extremely bad tasting, foul smelling or nauseating, to discourage recreational consumption. In some cases it is also dyed.