Two young and hot teenage blonde girls discuss molluscs…

Two young and hot teenage blonde girls are staring at a mollusc because they are drunk and have nothing better to do, what kind of mollusc is this? I am not so sure about that. Anyway one young and hot teenage blonde girl says to the other “Do you think that we too are indeed just irrelevant to most people around us like these molluscs are, yet we tend to destroy more than we help to maintain and so we are less functional and more destructive than these gooey and simplistic lifeforms are to our planet Earth”. The other young and hot teenage blonde girl said “Well to be honest I was rather hoping to go for the more blunt sensationalist angle and use the fact that we are young, hot teenage and blonde and then also add in a cheap and assuming entendre to do with rubbing slugs for the sake of the dirty minds of the others”…
“What, the others! Who are the others?” Said the other young, hot and teenage blonde girl as she quickly looked around in a worried and hurried manner as if she were a mere cat alerted by the growl of a far away predatory animal …