Babies…

My ex girl was not my girl cos she was mean spirited. There was a little controversy as she expected me to blindly accept the baby was mine with no paternity test. She was in a more fortunate situation than I am, but still I do not like dishonesty. Anyway I was calling the boy my “sort of, probably not, could be, most likely isn’t sort of not actually baby” when speaking about the situation. The other day I had a few drinks and came up with the perfect name for a child of uncertain heritage, which was a “Maybe Baby”. Not only is this a perfect 4 syllables instead of a difficult mouthful, but it also rhymes, which is cool. So if you got a kid and your girl was not so honest or in some some way promiscuous. Then what you have is a “Maybe Baby”…