Two young and hot teenage blonde girls discuss molluscs…

Two young and hot teenage blonde girls are staring at a mollusc because they are drunk and have nothing better to do, what kind of mollusc is this? I am not so sure about that. Anyway one young and hot teenage blonde girl says to the other “Do you think that we too are indeed just irrelevant to most people around us like these molluscs are, yet we tend to destroy more than we help to maintain and so we are less functional and more destructive than these gooey and simplistic lifeforms are to our planet Earth”. The other young and hot teenage blonde girl said “Well to be honest I was rather hoping to go for the more blunt sensationalist angle and use the fact that we are young, hot teenage and blonde and then also add in a cheap and assuming entendre to do with rubbing slugs for the sake of the dirty minds of the others”…
“What, the others! Who are the others?” Said the other young, hot and teenage blonde girl as she quickly looked around in a worried and hurried manner as if she were a mere cat alerted by the growl of a far away predatory animal …

A man walks into a bar…

A man walks into a bar and says… “I was hoping you could give me a reason to exist within the monotonous and meaningless life that was bestowed upon me by my parents sexual appetite, which is all they had at the time to keep them warm. Which so far seems was a worthless conception as nothing is worth living for as far as I can see”

The barman said “no we have beer though”

Fin…

Breakfast…

Brush my teeth…
Chew a clove of garlic…
A shot of Spirytus (95% by volume neutral grain spirit from Poland – for when everyone has died and all the trees are gone :now with vitamin s: always consider a healthy diet and consulting a doctor before daily use “Spirytus – the best medical care that money can buy”)
Brew some coffee in the cafe têre…

Good morning :)

Yoga…

I can not do yoga, body balance and pilates anymore as the classes were not adapted to male genetalia and my testacles are crushed?, either that or I still need to see a urologist. Can’t do rowing either, or wanking (arggggggh)
I guess back to walking again, I got looser underwear again, might be too loose…