Beyonce…

I told her that I could not drive, still she insisted I took the driving seat of her Rolls Royce car, “car, more like a tank” I scorned with a dry humorous expectance. She said “what” with zero to no enthusiasm for my sentiment whatsoever. So I started the motor and began to drive. It was steady on the way out of the mansion for a while, jus cruisin. We were soon approaching a lit up area from out of the dark bush surrounded little roads of the British countryside. I turned back to her and said “Is that a lampost?”, she kinda grunted at me, impatient to get some food for our traditional secret picnic somewhere in a buttercup field, blessed by the heated sun which is increased by joys of global warming, where I can sit under the shade of an apple tree as my white naked skin would get burnt in under 5 minutes. Then a thunderous thud and the whole tank of a luxurious and expensive car going into a brief earthquake movement later. Steadily cruising on, I was looking forward again, after a quick look in the door mirror I looked forward. “Well it was” I said, hoping the law would not find out we carried on as if nothing had ever happened in blissful yet apathetic silence…

List Of Art Bollocks Words (or terminology!)…

In the library I found myself drawn to books of illustrations, I will look at all the pictures in this book until it is no longer there. I am currently on my second one of these books. The last book was a book of women’s graffiti which I liked because it was done by women. And it had boobs in it too, which is always good. However this book soon disappeared from the shelves when the temporary library was switched to the new slightly bigger and bleaker looking library that it is now. I am now on The complete Zaha Hadid. Which is full of illustrations that I myself would have ended up drawing in the style of if I continued to do art at school.

As I only look at the pictures I do not pay much attention to the words, however on a brief encounter with the vocabulary I found it quite interesting and also a good source of amusement as the style of the vocabulary was very similar to one I encountered on a web page called “The art bollocks generator” that was sent to me as a source of bored stuff to look at by an old friend.

Based on this I have decided to compile a list of these words based first on this book and then perhaps on others.

I do not understand what a lot of it means.

This list will be updating as something to relieve my boredom…

Generic Art bollocks Words (and brief terms)…

Comprehension

Immense

Metropitan

Formations

Gliding

Floating

Naked eye

Penetrated

Unconsciously

Space

Explored

Exploration

Perceives

Pans

Swoops

Close Ups

Narrative

Rhythms

Modern World

Utopia / s

Boldy Explores

Explores

Subject Of Enviroment

Build Up

Object

Autonomous?

Intensification

Extended

Extensions Of

Program

Technological

Infrastructure

Constructed

Building Blocks

Modernist

Typologist

Applied

Implied

Gravity

Freedom

Liberated

Convention

Physical law

Fragmentary

Construction

Aspects

Efficiency

Maximum

Reality

Existence

Fusing

Dissolved

Representing

Characterizes

Radical

Dissolution

Modern Landscape

Reshapes

Subject

Object

Unquestioned

God

World

Sin

Matter

Infinity

Porous

Endlessly

Caverns (implied poetic environment)

Pierced Irregular Passages

Vaporous

Exists

Flows

Waves

Present Energy

Myriad

Forms

Materializes

Expression

Genetics

Element

Unique Variable

Dissolves

Fields

Grass (Poetic like scenes in explanation of bleak architecture)

Chaos

Abstract

Assembled

Experimentation

Legacy

Transcribed

Convulsion

Done to Page 7 – Some quite intense writing.

Put in alphabetical order then continue list…

Project aborted, sorry…

Fight terrorism the peaceful way…

If I take on everyday Muslim habits like not eating pork and whatever else (or is that Jews?), but without being specifically as a faith. Would this make me partially Muslim and thus give violent Muslim people less to fight about in the long term with the great white man in the sky. Jews and Muslims don’t eat pork and there’s more of them than there are Hindus so it must be worse than beef. What about prawns? I would be doing what they kinda want, but there’s probably a good reason for it. Fight terrorism the peaceful way…

Explanation…

I understand what I have said may be of offense. It is from a gritty poor perspective and from the very core ie abc or 123 of characterisation. This will come to evolve as I continue. I have had some women of certain types do my nut right in. Its usually the ones who are dishonest in themselves. Whatever…