The was an old woman…

Who I would tell people at parties if I was to socialise more, helped me carry my shopping home once. I was struggling and stopping and starting on the way home from Sainsbury’s, to be fair I was doing more stopping than starting, it was heavy stuff packed with loads of tin’s and fruit juice. I think this also reflects the kind of guy I am, I am soft and quite frankly a bit easy and sheepish. So I am already speaking inappropriately fairly often. People still want to trample me even more and I have had enough of it. So I have devised a few ways to be less considerate, here are a few…

Push in front of old ladies etc for the bus.
Sit closer to the front of the bus (even though I realised if you sit with the old you sit with incontinence (ie urine, piss, wee))
Do not pet other peoples animals. Do not say please and thank you as much.
Look at people funny more.
Don’t check out girls/ladies – they like it even if they moan about it, in fact I think they like it even more if it gives them a reason to pick fault in someone else.
Swear more.
Do not say thanks or give praise if people are generally wank at things, otherwise they will always be wank at things and continue to think otherwise.
Be generally less apologetic.
Be generally less complimentary.

I have been a very chivalrous person until nowish, your loss Exeter.

Respect is a two way thing.

Fin…

Sound…

How many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
That’s obviously a matter of dynamics.

How many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don’t know like eq it a bit.

How many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Your kidding, I have to stand up?