My male pale hairy chest…

After spending a few weeks wandering around in a vest, and learning to appreciate showing off my male pale hairy bussom to unsuspecting onlookers, I have all of a sudden realised that I look like a total idiot. I am not the muscular adonis that perhaps I perceive myself as. I have replaced all my tshirts with low cut vests so I have kinda trapped myself in this image until I can get to the big sainsburies and buy some more t-shirts. Or next week maybe at other stores, I threw away a lot of my old clothes because they got a bit smelly and I hate to clean for some reason. People rarely visit my home, my friends all want me to visit them. People are selfish or just don’t wanna sit in a place with no tv I suppose, and its messy. I do notice that I am happy to help people tidy at times but they do not always appreciate it, its strange I can be considerate to the feelings of others a lot more than I can be to the feelings of myself. I have slowly changed some of this as people like to push you further which is totally out of line. Which is why I am learning to push in front of bus ques, also I have been not taking cups and plates back up when I eat in places as practise too.

Explanation…

I understand what I have said may be of offense. It is from a gritty poor perspective and from the very core ie abc or 123 of characterisation. This will come to evolve as I continue. I have had some women of certain types do my nut right in. Its usually the ones who are dishonest in themselves. Whatever…

The return of the overweight menstrating lesbians…

Two overweight menstrating lesbians were together in the bath, with a thin but fine layer of lavender scented bubbles, in a huge and dim candle lit bathroom, sharing a bottle of the finest champagne to the sounds of the smoothest and most romantic music imaginable.
One overweight menstrating lesbian said to the other overweight menstrating lesbian “Oh for fuck sake, do you really have to fucking bleed EVERYWHERE!”. The other overweight menstrating lesbian replied to the original overweight menstrating lesbian “Fuck off you Cunt”.
Then the other other overweight menstrating lesbian looked at her self in the mirror stood near the bath and thought to herself “Hey, hang on just a minute, I am not supposed to be in this joke”, she stared at her naked body and for one time in her whole life did not feel out of place or insecure, and did not feel so bad about having to be alone at night.
Fin

There’s only so many jokes you can write about overweight menstrating lesbians like there are only so many ways to utilise the word “cunt”…